Dish dirtier

You know what I hate?

When people don’t do their jobs.

Take for instance a field goal kicker. He has one job. One single purpose in life. It says it right in his name. He kicks field goals. There is no questioning that. So when a field goal kicker misses a field goal, I get exasperated. I know there are wind and distance variables, but what does he do in practice?

Wait, that’s not the rant I wanted to go on.

You know what I really hate?

When I go to empty my dishwasher, and my dishes come out dirtier than when they went in. My dishwasher has one job. One single purpose in life. It says it right it its name. It washes dishes.

Not mine.

Let’s not talk about the fit of rage I had after seeing the whisk. REALLY?! THE WHISK?!

Then I found the culprit.

Thanks for not opening, detergent dispenser.

If you’re wondering at this point if I’m going to make a whole blog post out of my dirty dishes, yes, I probably am.

No, I refuse to hand wash or pre wash my dishes and would rather run them through eight cycles until they’re clean enough to eat off of. No, most of my dishes probably still aren’t clean enough to eat off of.

See, my plan was to purchase a bicycle today. I am dying to get one. Absolutely dying. (Drama!) My options are limited because I have a tiny car thus cannot easily transport a bicycle. And since I’m not an avid cyclist I really don’t feel like investing a ton of money. I just wanted to walk on over to Target, grab a bike and take it back home so I could play with it. Basically, I wanted to take my bike to the bank to deposit a check.

I spent about 45 minutes in the bike section which is silly considering there were hardly any women’s bikes in there. I made a selection and pushed the help button three separate times before realizing that it was either broken or I am too weak to fully depress said button. Then I discovered that the bike I wanted was a men’s bike anyway so I huffed out of there (not without some things I didn’t need, of course).

So here I am. Still bicycle-less. Sad about it. Check not deposited. Moving on with my life.

I had a lovely dinner though.

That totally looks like the kinda thing people eat when they’re trying to lose weight, huh? (Never mind that my recent food binge has left my scale in tears. Or was that me?) Chicken. Broccoli. Brown rice. Oh, but didn’t you notice that jalapeno cream sauce? I’m sure you did because it’s nearly dripping off my plate. I didn’t really want to wait very long for the sauce to thicken apparently. I also added mushrooms to the sauce so that’s probably why it looks a little brown compared to the original recipe.

Anddddd guess what I’m having for lunch for the next three days?

Kbye.

PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALLISON (who was jealous that my cat got a birthday shoutout on Monday)!!!!!!

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